Did you know that pirates live in elevator buildings?
Well, they do.
They also pose menacingly
They wear pink boots and race through elaborate maize mazes created by the staff of their apartment complexes.
They have mothers who say "Argh!"
They carry pumpkin purses and drive tractors
And they're really scary.
Happy Halloween! (Obviously, I didn't make a costume this year. But you already know my feelings about costume-making, and I've been a little busy with other activities anyway. Details of Quilt Market to come!)