Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Isn't it ironic?

I just had to show you this, simply because number 10 made me laugh out loud. Particularly under the circumstances.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Disdressed!

  1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented disdressed, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  2. Disdressed was declared extinct in 1902.
  3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of disdressed.
  4. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of disdressed.
  5. Disdressed is the largest of Saturn's moons.
  6. Czar Paul I banished disdressed to Siberia for marching out of step.
  7. Without its lining of disdressed, your stomach would digest itself!
  8. Until the 1960s, disdressed was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
  9. If you toss disdressed 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  10. Disdressed can not regurgitate.
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And what are the circumstances, you ask? Well, I've got the stomach bug now, too.

I'm really glad that Todd came home last night. Being sick and caring for a sick baby simultaneously have always been high on my "things not to do" list.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:10 PM

    Very Very Funny! I wanna try!

    Hope you are feeling better soon!

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  2. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Yes, it's horrible getting sick when little ones do. I thought as adults we were meant to have immunities .... hope you feel better soon!!

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  3. That is so funny its scary.

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